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Malema: Call me maybe

2012-12-28 09:48

Johannesburg - Ousted ANC Youth League leader Julius Malema says it is time for politicians to woo him to their cause, The Star reported on Friday.

"I want to have that feeling of being canvassed, where politicians knock on my door canvassing me," Malema told the newspaper.

He said he was out of the ANC after having exhausting all internal processes.

"I'm an ordinary South African, so people should now be able to convince me where to put my cross in 2014."

Malema said he was "much happier" not "going around selling things to people that are not sellable".

Malema also told The Star his farming was going well.

"I've got tomato, cabbage, butternut and cattle. So during harvesting in February, those who want to buy can approach me."

Comments
  • john.dough.5836711 - 2012-12-28 09:51

    How about he woo's himself to a nice 4x4 cell?

      tim.gordon.5011516 - 2012-12-28 10:25

      "Call me Maybe". Should read "Call me Stupid".

      honey.deelishus - 2012-12-28 10:27

      Hahahahaha! Please buy my Cabbage Baas! Freedom Front would love to take you on board. Tw@

      laurens.smit.507 - 2012-12-28 10:30

      He must be the Biggest Cabbage in his own garden.

      derick.coetzee.56 - 2012-12-28 10:43

      Malema is a Boer? but I thought he sings...

      moriri.mosweu - 2012-12-28 11:13

      Malema looks like he is expecting, is he craving vegetables?

      alan.jerrold - 2012-12-28 11:34

      All Juju worked at was stealing money via corrupt tenders through Limpopo. Wake up you idiot-supporters of Malema. The man is a useless crook. Can you not see that?

      squeegee.pilot - 2012-12-28 11:47

      "I've got tomato, cabbage, butternut and cattle." Better be careful Juju, all these white tendencies...

      preshen.govender.12382 - 2012-12-28 15:10

      Please call me maybe

      rob.bancroft.94 - 2012-12-28 15:42

      mda, you can be so naive. So many people are making comments because they could not resist to have a dig and make a joke about him. Because that what he is!

      sharmay.thuynsma - 2012-12-28 16:24

      Bet you he won't sing "shoot the boer" now that he is trying to be one..

      christoffvstaden - 2012-12-28 16:36

      What makes you think anyone wants to canvass/woo you? You are going to wait a long time! Plant more cabbage & sell them at a street corner in Limpopo.

      sharon.erwin.96 - 2012-12-28 18:17

      What does that make him now? A political prostitute?

      mlungisi.botha - 2012-12-28 20:21

      Only in Mzantsi can this happen....ha ha ha MR KILL THE BOER KILL THE FARMER IS NOW A BOER HIMSELF!!!! Boer-ing tamaties en koeie, nogal.

      marilyn.docherty.9 - 2012-12-29 07:09

      Arrogant fool!!!!

      sheik.mohammad.378 - 2012-12-29 23:27

      At Leonardb1..........Fat Boy, at least he'll be able to taste the fruits of his labour all be it from ill gotten tenders.

  • grace.andtruth.77 - 2012-12-28 09:52

    Hahaha... Wait Julius! Those farms are still going to be repossessed! I love Karma

      sandisele.zitha - 2012-12-28 09:57

      No,,,he did'nt steal the farms just like others

      surfing.sam.9 - 2012-12-28 10:01

      sandisele.zitha -- no, he stole the money from the poor with which he bought it, so same thing.

      grace.andtruth.77 - 2012-12-28 10:02

      Everything he has has been stolen, in one way or another... Hopefully he'll be planting veggies in jail soon

      kortbroek.duplessis - 2012-12-28 10:14

      I paid good money for my farm, out of my own hard-earned savings, not out of corrupt tender money Sandisele. Getting sick and tired of idiots like you implying that my land was stolen

      Killbot79 - 2012-12-28 10:15

      Sandisile, no he just stole your tax money. Inbred motherf

      therogeryoung - 2012-12-28 10:22

      All land is stolen from the ancestors and God. Malema paid for his land fair and square, same as kortbroek.

      bless.boswell - 2012-12-28 10:25

      So are you saying the whites did not steal the land?

      therogeryoung - 2012-12-28 10:33

      But where did the white people get the money to buy the farms?

      surfing.sam.9 - 2012-12-28 11:07

      therogeryoung - we worked for it.

      therogeryoung - 2012-12-28 11:22

      Juju also worked for it.

      ronald.stilianou - 2012-12-28 12:39

      Roger, you are such a tool, I am actually ashamed to be in the same province as a dimwit like you. Innocent people are getting murdered because of the ranting and raving of malema, and then an overweight lardarse like you comes along and defend his blood money. Running a farm is a JOB and your black boeties are not interested in working. Move to Joburg and see the difference in the standard of living for white people, you'll be shocked.

      sheik.mohammad.378 - 2012-12-29 23:44

      sandisele.zitha you are right, he didn't steal the farm....only the money to buy it.(Spot the difference, El Prezidente has the same tendencies)

  • Eterni80 - 2012-12-28 09:53

    you don't own a door you moron.

  • gavin.lott.9 - 2012-12-28 09:53

    Maybe he will fight farm murders now...

      surfing.sam.9 - 2012-12-28 10:01

      in stitches. lol

      womba.wonder - 2012-12-28 23:23

      How does one "fight farm murders"?

  • koos.vandermerwe.75 - 2012-12-28 09:53

    Don't call us, we will call you.

      Rob.Gill.03 - 2012-12-29 13:11

      He's busy farming in the fields, so leave a voicemail ...

  • bob.small.7547 - 2012-12-28 09:53

    Oh for crying out aloud....this toss back at it again!

      lacrimose.wolf - 2012-12-28 17:24

      and revealing himself for what he really is - for sale to the highest bidder

      womba.wonder - 2012-12-28 23:24

      A marketer.

  • abner.malema - 2012-12-28 09:53

    Tlou. Moshabi. U always talk u mind no matter what

      Killbot79 - 2012-12-28 10:15

      He is a filthy fat racist pig

  • gavin.lott.9 - 2012-12-28 09:55

    *SALE* *SALE*...get your corrupt cabbage & gravy train beef here...

      koos.vandermerwe.75 - 2012-12-28 09:57

      .... before it gets repossessed... half price sale!

      gavin.lott.9 - 2012-12-28 10:05

      I wonder if he pays his staff R150...?

      therogeryoung - 2012-12-28 10:13

      LOL how do you harvest a cattle?

      bless.boswell - 2012-12-28 10:19

      To harvest a cattle you must slaughter it.

      gavin.lott.9 - 2012-12-28 10:32

      I wonder if he'll be invited to "Boer soek 'n vrou"

  • pieter.rademan.9 - 2012-12-28 09:55

    "They can approach me if they wanna buy" Is that really how he thinks the economy works. You are not selling anything unique and you must have a buyer before you plant. Still thinks the world owes him something!!!

  • werner.nel.712 - 2012-12-28 09:55

    Has he been decolonised?

      Kombisa - 2012-12-28 10:49

      Hayi maan!!! You really made me laugh my best ever laughter all the way to 2013. You are a true comedian.

  • Stewart Croucamp - 2012-12-28 09:59

    I thought someone had smashed his mouth closed by now.

      robqb - 2012-12-28 10:18

      Ever thought of closing the Kimberley hole with a teaspoon? It will be easier, and quicker!

  • Billy - 2012-12-28 09:59

    LOL!

  • khumo.lebone - 2012-12-28 10:00

    What does all this vitriol I've just read mean?? He wants to be canvassed for?? For what good reason??

      themba.thwala.775 - 2012-12-28 10:18

      He must just join other racists, like Die AWB, FFP, WitWolwe, Suidlanders, etc.etc. So many choices

      womba.wonder - 2012-12-28 23:26

      Brett Murray canvassed Jacob Zuma with "The Spear".

  • riaan.croucamp.3 - 2012-12-28 10:00

    There are three easy ways of losing money - racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain. Lord Amherst. juju IS WELL ON HIS WAY!1

  • mahogany.wamukwa - 2012-12-28 10:01

    And what about the corruption charges Juliass?you already forget becoz you think you are an ordinary South African no man we want justice.

  • Jacques - 2012-12-28 10:02

    How is this news??

      therogeryoung - 2012-12-28 10:12

      #MALEMA is News24s surest way of getting traffic on a down day. He's like catnip to reactionary tabloid commentors.

      clive.pops.5 - 2012-12-28 11:56

      Jacques it is not news, it's comedy!

  • dobstiqy.masango - 2012-12-28 10:05

    Lmao this young lion malema kills me he's a comedian not a politician

  • caine.abel.75 - 2012-12-28 10:06

    Give that quarter brain a bells...maybe

      jaco.pretorius.560 - 2012-12-28 11:19

      you mean a bell? it might help him herd his cattle...

  • William - 2012-12-28 10:09

    Julius you agent, do you think you can put your cross on the DA? You have much in common with teh DA 1.They want Zuma out and so do you. 2.You want a white maid and they have one in maddam Zille. Whats stopping you?

      therogeryoung - 2012-12-28 10:17

      LOL I wonder when Juju is going to have a radio talk show, where people can phone in, peeps here are always like, addressing him in first person, as if he's listening.

  • Stewart Croucamp - 2012-12-28 10:11

    Juju. Get yourself a dog.

      ilze.vanwyk.566 - 2012-12-28 10:16

      *LOL* The dog will probably reject him!

      mrtinyiko.matsambu - 2012-12-28 10:32

      Didn't you hear, it is un-African to own a dog.

      reg.nagel - 2012-12-28 22:31

      Probably P*SS ON HIM!!!

  • sifiso.sienga - 2012-12-28 10:11

    If I were you(Julias), I would go back to Zuma and apologize for what yu did its obvious u lost the battle already and for sure you are heading straight to prison next year for a long time. I don't think you will vote this time around. I'm very sorry boy. Maybe if u can apologize to the shower man publicly table can change to normal again who knows. Kwamanje izinto ziyakubhedela I'm afraid.

  • douglas.reid.921 - 2012-12-28 10:12

    When there's no news you can always dig up the Malema, put words in his mouth and make some. The only news about Malema that we want to hear is about his conviction and a very long jail term, like 25 years. By then he will have grown up and might have something worth saying.

  • hartmut.gneiting - 2012-12-28 10:12

    what a clown... he could make more money with a circusthan with a farm!

  • osmaseko - 2012-12-28 10:13

    Sad story of a once a politician

      kortbroek.duplessis - 2012-12-28 10:16

      But still a retard.

      streepmuis.nkosi - 2012-12-28 22:57

      He was never a politician. Only someone with a very big mouth that was use by the ANC to piss people off. Spoiled brat. Idiot yes. And he is going to be some jailbirds bitch very soon. He will never make it as a farmer. Reason because a black man can't farm. Because he can't think big. It is a white only thing. Like having a dog. Nobody will phone him. Because anybody with a brain don't want to know him. He steal from you blacks and he lived a nice life and a lot of people are suffering. Please don't call me a racist. Because that I'm not. Just saying things as It is.

  • johannes.mosimanegape - 2012-12-28 10:13

    Just joun the Da man u and Zille will make a great team

      womba.wonder - 2012-12-28 23:28

      Can he grow tomatoes and butternuts for his madam?

  • Harris - 2012-12-28 10:14

    How once de mighty has fallen. Better look 4 anada party or jst start his new party 2 campaign in Limpopo. @ least 2 seats in legislature of limpopo will b guaranteed

  • Killbot79 - 2012-12-28 10:14

    Are you farming Malema? If so the I say to you " shoot the boer" but only to you.

  • mpho.c.moreki - 2012-12-28 10:16

    U should also sell tupperware, I place my order.

      tseabelo - 2012-12-29 23:03

      Avon too .... I'll place 3 orders

  • bella.marx.5 - 2012-12-28 10:16

    I wonder how big this land is that you are farming on????? I suppose not bigger than the piece of grass in your back yard. Keeping it small..... Like you brain.... LMAO!!!!!

  • sthembiso.jali.50 - 2012-12-28 10:16

    Im sure the Da will be more than happy to have you. You will fit in nicely with zille.

  • andrew.mackie.90 - 2012-12-28 10:16

    You mean you are a stupid ordinary South African, and please dont think anyone needs you to put your X in 2014!!

  • Thalente.sithole - 2012-12-28 10:17

    Malema dat Girl(helen zille) looking you to join DA!!!

      rita.phillipson.1 - 2012-12-28 10:30

      No thanks - anyway he said he will die with the ANC. You guys are stuck with him for life.

  • provence.poppies - 2012-12-28 10:17

    Now here is a dog that could bite Zuma.

  • thando.ramncwana - 2012-12-28 10:18

    Thought he said his blood was black, green and gold........

      mzi.ngubane.10 - 2012-12-28 11:23

      And further said he is prepared to take blood test to proof...Lol

  • peter.j.cock - 2012-12-28 10:19

    And I thought Jeff Dunhams puppets made me laugh. This has me rolling on the floor in stitches

  • smajadibodu - 2012-12-28 10:19

    Juju is the man,if i were a politician i would woo him and mould him in to a strategist

      vluiz - 2012-12-28 10:46

      Good thing you're not a politician then.

      themba.thwala.775 - 2012-12-28 10:58

      I read this from a chappies wrapping when I was in Grade 1: Did you know? An r-sole can never become a politician and mould anything.

  • baasdebeer - 2012-12-28 10:19

    Now where's a farm attack when you need one?

  • sifiso.sienga - 2012-12-28 10:20

    Maybe it will better to open Prison Front Party next year. Your mouth is so big to talk nonsense

  • augusto.lugoboni - 2012-12-28 10:20

    Considering he has the same intelligence level as a cabbage and the personality of a butternut, I think he should stick to farming. That way he can still be involved in politics and become the mayor of Pumpkin Patch.

      nombongo.mnqeta - 2012-12-28 10:27

      You are insulting the caBbages and butternuts. Without any justification. At all. That is anti-revolutionary. Punishable by purging. Be careful

      augusto.lugoboni - 2012-12-28 10:52

      Haha you're right. Poor veggies!

  • matimu.milwood - 2012-12-28 10:22

    Wish they bring u back boy

  • bless.boswell - 2012-12-28 10:23

    Juju dont hold your breath on market day. Maybe you will have a no-show. How much do you pay your labourers? Maybe they will also burn your farm down. Have you paid your taxes? Maybe you won't be there to harvest, maybe you will be in jail. I guess your breitling watch, yves st Laurent

  • rudzanimulaudzi.mulaudzi - 2012-12-28 10:23

    Come on Juju who fooling who u keep changing statements everytime. u said u will die for Zuma, u said u will always be member of ANC, I think thats why no one can trust u.

  • monica.borrageiro - 2012-12-28 10:23

    What an a@@wipe!!

  • laurens.smit.507 - 2012-12-28 10:24

    He must be the biggest Cabbage in his own garden.

  • thembinkosi.jozie - 2012-12-28 10:24

    Just form your own party Iam sure u have more supporters than zuma's 3000 delegates

  • ryan.raubenheimer.9 - 2012-12-28 10:25

    Hey, I just met you And this is crazy Here are your prison fatigues Be warned: jail food isn't tasty.

  • gary.bhengu - 2012-12-28 10:26

    why is this boy still getting media attention? he is an "ordinary South African" now......so he says

  • ntombomzi.rabie - 2012-12-28 10:27

    He should use this time to reflect! He is brilliant but needs a mentor to direct him! Good luck!

      themba.thwala.775 - 2012-12-28 11:00

      He failed woodwork with flying colours. Now that is "brilliant."

      5nomad8 - 2012-12-29 12:57

      He hasn't done a days work in his life, he manages to build a multi-million rand home with no income and runs around in expensive clothes with expensive watches etc... He only needs people like you to keep him in the life style he likes - are you really so blind?

  • andile.memela.92 - 2012-12-28 10:28

    He's one hell-of-a-guy. I read desperation and remnants of self importance. He must be approached with an offer of a new political home. Shame! DA / COPE / UDM, I wonder which one?

      themba.thwala.775 - 2012-12-28 11:01

      The AWB, FFP, Boeremag can provide a good home for Jujuboy

      5nomad8 - 2012-12-29 12:58

      your either having a laugh or delusional.

  • craig.thom.376 - 2012-12-28 10:28

    his phone will be ringing off the hook!