10 chickens for info on Clinton

2012-06-10 09:48

Washington - A Somali Islamist militant group is offering rewards of chickens and camels for information on the whereabouts of President Barack Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, mocking the millions of dollars the United States has offered for leaders of the al-Qaeda affiliate.

Fuad Muhammad Khalaf of the Shabaab al-Mujahideen Movement in Somalia made the offer after on Friday prayers, according to the SITE Intelligence Group, which monitors militant organisations.

"Whoever reveals the hideout of the idiot Obama will be rewarded with 10 camels, and whoever reveals the hideout of the old woman Hillary Clinton will be rewarded 10 chickens and 10 roosters," he said, according to SITE.

On Thursday, the US State Department offered a reward of $5m each for the whereabouts of Khalaf and three associates, as well as $7m for information about al Shabaab founder and commander Ahmed Abdi aw-Mohamed. A bounty of $3m was offered for the location of two other officials of the organization.

Al-Qaeda said in February the al Shabaab group, which was branded a terrorist organisation by the US government in 2008, had joined its ranks.

Al Shabaab, which has controlled large parts of Somalia, faces pressure from Kenyan troops in the south, Ethiopian troops in central Somalia and African Union forces near the capital, Mogadishu.

  • Sechaba30 - 2012-06-10 09:59

    These people are shaming us Africans

      ntando.cele - 2012-06-10 10:08

      is America always right?

      Elizabeth Venter - 2012-06-10 11:05

      @said, u must be pro-terrorist, ur kind are retarded. kill innocent ppl in the name of Allah! ur a disgrace to the Islam faith and the muslim ppl. 72 virgins for self-sacrifice! come on?

      Brad - 2012-06-10 11:51

      @ntando - Its not about America. Its about the idiocy of this sphincter valve (Google it), that will give animals for information on the whereabouts of these politicians. I mean really? Seems you and this valve are two of a kind!

      Sharon - 2012-06-10 12:34

      wow these muslims are tight with their money - ten chickens ha ha ha ha

      GrootWitHaai - 2012-06-10 14:29

      I won't do it for less than 40 chickens.

  • Ian - 2012-06-10 10:02

    wow i thought the kiddie brigade were retarded

  • michael.a.devilliers - 2012-06-10 10:10

    They're in the whitehouse. So how we gonna do this, should I come collect or will your people come to me?

      Jessica - 2012-06-10 10:26

      They send it via surface mail. Lol

  • mario.dippenaar - 2012-06-10 10:14

    Their plan is fowl and won't Ecco well through history. Humpfully they will catch these terrorists quackly.

      Jessica - 2012-06-10 10:28

      They should catch cockotolly

      Elizabeth Venter - 2012-06-10 11:03

      hahaha! priceless!

  • pjcbs - 2012-06-10 10:18

    Will it be southern fried chicken?

      Juan - 2012-06-10 13:04

      Well the ANC pays them off with t-shirts and KFC to attend ralleys

  • boltonbarry - 2012-06-10 10:22

    I'll tell you where Madlema is for a 12 loafs of bread and some milk

  • daniel.motlhatlhedi - 2012-06-10 10:58

    hahaha thats how cheap u cn buy americans 10 camels 4 Obama nd 10 Chickens 4 Hillary Clinton. Alshaabab

  • Sean Wasserman - 2012-06-10 11:04

    How much for Zuma and Zille?

      asivhanga - 2012-06-10 12:14

      A case of leopards beer will do.

  • anneck.cranke - 2012-06-10 11:09

    I think these idiots are too dumb to even call themselves a militant group! LOL. They obviously don't have television sets!

      anneck.cranke - 2012-06-10 11:14

      Or if they were educated, they would know where the White House is! LOL.

      anneck.cranke - 2012-06-10 11:15

      Hey, Fuad! Where are my ten chickens, you moron????

      anneck.cranke - 2012-06-10 12:18

      Who is the clueless extra terrestrial who gave me the thumb down? I dare you to leave a comment, you Somalian terrorist lover!

      JohncarlosBiza - 2012-06-10 12:30

      This is their parody to retaliate for the bounty Obana's govt put on them. Egg on your faces

      anneck.cranke - 2012-06-10 12:36

      Egg on yours!

  • mapudieric.morakiwamachacha - 2012-06-10 11:20

    why do americans hate arabians so much?

      dylanswanie - 2012-06-10 12:30

      Maybe because of 9-11. Maybe.

      Elizabeth Venter - 2012-06-10 13:07

      dumb, extremely dumb, question! and not arabians u fool! islam extremists aka al-qaeda, boko haram etc

  • Brad - 2012-06-10 11:48

    I havent read anything so funny since "The Spear". How pathetic!

  • Sibusiso - 2012-06-10 12:21

    Are these guys comedians or terrorist, hahaha, Obama must have laughed like crazy when he saw this

  • Hugo - 2012-06-10 12:26

    eh um white house? please send my chickens to ...

      Gcodi Mahomed - 2012-06-10 12:40

      i know weh ariel sharon is,

  • Juan - 2012-06-10 13:03

    Got to hand it to the Somalis they have a sense of humour lol... Now the way things are going in SA with the push for land grabs and nationalisation that may very well become SA's currency in the future, chickens, roosters and oxen.

  • Ted - 2012-06-10 13:26

    I have done the maths on Clinton's bounty: I will keep the 10 hens and a single rooster. You don't need all the roosters to 'impregnate' 10 hens. I will braai the 9 roosters and invite Mike Purchase and Zaatheist over. Over braai we will discuss all issues about the local mujahadeen (ANCYL).

  • Dean - 2012-06-10 13:53

    Hahaha that's the best ever response ot an assassin/killing warrant on your live. Kwaai skiet somalies

  • judith.taylor.56 - 2012-06-10 13:57

    Bounty hunting of any sort should be condemned. It is not resolving the problems and merely turning the heat up on everyone. Humanity is self destructing

  • Ayub - 2012-06-10 19:13

    lets go in circles. the greedy n bankrupt colonialists have plundered iraq of 27 bilion dollars of oil. they want afghanistan because it has the greatest mineral reserves in the world. they've just discovered oil in is the same old story. history repeating itself. obama is the fall guy. just a black puppet of these white devils masquerading as vicegerents of God.

      Juan - 2012-06-10 19:58

      Have you ever been to Afghanistan you idiot?

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