Frustrated father writes brutal resume for 16-year-old daughter

2018-08-21 15:22
Lauren Goode. (Photo: Instagram/@laurenguestxx)

Lauren Goode. (Photo: Instagram/@laurenguestxx)

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A British dad took his frustrations out on his rebellious teenage daughter by putting together a CV about her which didn’t quite highlight her good points!

For Lauren Goode’s role as an office assistant for what appears to be his company, the father lists: “Getting on her dad’s tits”, “not listening”, “losing all documentation” and “giving out all clients’ information to fraudsters”.

He also said his daughter was “ignorant” and “rude”, “hates people”, and is a typical 16-year-old who “couldn't give a f**k”.

When it came to references, he listed a probation officer called “Ben Dover”, along with the line, “Don't contact him, he doesn't give a f**k either”.

Thankfully Lauren – who along with her dad hails from the town of Redcar in North Yorkshire – saw the funny side of it as she shared the incriminating CV on Twitter, writing, “Remind me not to let my dad do my CV for me.”

Her pals also found it hilarious with some describing the dad as a “lad” and a “boyo”.

Do you think Lauren’s dad was well within his rights or out of line for this one?

Sources:, Twitter

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