Blonde humour

By admin
12 December 2014

How can you tell a blonde has sent you a fax?

It has a stamp on it.

  •  Did you hear about the blonde who bought an AM radio?

It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.

  •  Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them when they get back.

  •  What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel?

An airbag

  •  What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

  •  Did you hear about the blonde who needed petrol money?

She sold her car for it.

  •  Why can’t a blonde dial 911?

She can’t find the eleven.


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