Celeb Junkie: Will Tinseltown “kill” Jen?

By admin
31 January 2014

I’m a big Jennifer Lawrence fan – not just because of her great acting work, but because she’s so damn funny in a business that takes itself oh-so-seriously!

What are the odds that you’ll hear a feted Hollywood starlet, all kitted out in a top designer gown, blurt out she’s got “vagina armpit” on the red carpet at an awards ceremony (see below for more crazy Jen quotes).

Not just kooky, she’s also intelligent, having basically told movie execs to eff off if they want her to lose weight.

But my point is this: how long will this refreshing honesty last in a very jaded and cynical industry, where a comment taken out of context can literally sink careers. Will Jen, in a few years, be shaped and moulded into just another skin-and-bones, cliché-spouting actress, who says all the right (read boring) things when a mic is stuck in her face. I’m betting our Jen is not going to crumble. What do you think?


“If anybody even tries to whisper the word 'diet,' I'm like, 'You can go f*** yourself.’”

“If anyone wants to know the weirdest thing, it's getting your haircut and seeing it on the news. Terrorists probably knew about my haircut.”

“As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, ‘Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!’"

“I always feel like an idiot every time I fly first class because I’m a kid. And I just sit there, and everyone’s got their newspapers and they’re on the computer, and I’m like, ‘Can I get a coloring book, please? Can I get some crayons?’”

“I’m a horrible dancer! I’m like a dad at prom. I look like Gumby getting electrocuted.”

“I’m the fastest pee-er ever. I’m famous for it.”

“This isn’t like an auction, right? You guys aren’t going to take it away?” (backstage at the Oscars while holding her trophy)

“If I don’t have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.”

“I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones]. People are confused [that mine bounce]! My breasts have a life of their own.”

“I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.”

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