A crocodile is feeling poorly and goes to see the vet.
“What seems to be the problem?” the vet asks.
“I just don’t have the drive I used to doc.” The croc says.
“I used to be able to swim underwater for kilometres and catch any animal I wanted. Now all I can do is let them swim past.”
The vet checks him thouraghly and hands him some pills.
“What are these?” the croc asks.
“It’s a pill similar to Viagra”
“But I don’t have that type of problem” the crocodile protests.
“What exactly is wrong with me?”
“Well” the vet says “You have reptile dysfunction”
MARK ROLLER, WINKLESPRUIT
