Funny kitty

By admin
26 November 2014

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

  •  How does a lion greet the other animals in the jungle?

“Pleased to eat you!”

  •  What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?


  •  If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?

A stri-ped!

  •  What do you call a cat that wears makeup?

A glamourpuss!

  •  What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

“Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing!”

  • What is a lion’s favourite food?

Baked beings!

  • What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny!

  •  What’s striped and bouncy?

A tiger on a pogo stick!

  •  What is a cat’s favourite TV show?

The evening mews!

  •  What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

  •  How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can!

  •  What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

  •  What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

“Let us prey!”

  •  What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

  •  What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

  •  Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

  •  When the cat’s away . . .

The house smells better!

  •  What’s a cat’s favourite button on theTV remote?


  •  What do cats like to eat on sunny days?

Mice cream!

  •  What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?

Santa Claws!

  •  Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

  • Why did the cat cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off!


Find Love!