Funny puns and one liners

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02 May 2014

Corduroy pillows are making headlines

Every morning is the dawn of a new error

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I

What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

A backwards poet writes inverse

He had a photographic memory that was never developed

If a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large

Acupuncture is a jab well done

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion

If you don't pay your exorcist, will you get repossessed?

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

Without geometry, life is pointless


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