Good questions

By admin
12 September 2014

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

A person who plays the piano is called a pianist, so shouldn’t a person who drives a racing car be called a racist?

If lawyers can be disbarred and ?clergymen defrocked, why can’t ?electricians be delighted, musicians ?denoted, cowboys deranged, models ?deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are nearly flat?

Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when it’s clear you’re broke?

Why is it that when someone tells you there are billions of stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there’s wet paint on the wall you have to touch it to check?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an “s” in the word “lisp”?


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