It’s a blond world

By admin
27 November 2014

Walking in the veld two blond men stumble upon three hand grenades and decide to take them to a police station.

“But what if one explodes before we get there?” the one says.

“In that case,” the other blond says, “we’ll lie and say we found only two.”

  •  “Christmas is on a Friday this year,” a guy tells his blond friend.

“Well,” the blond says, “let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”

  •  A blond is in the bathroom.

“Did you find the shampoo?” his wife wants to know.

“Yes,” he replies, “but I’m not sure what to do . . . it says it’s for dry hair and I’ve just wet mine.”

  • A blond goes to the vet with his goldfish.

“I think it has epilepsy,” he tells the vet.The vet examines the fish and says, “It seems calm enough to me.”

“Wait,” the blond says, “I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”

  •  A blond finds a letter lying on his doormat.

“DO NOT BEND,” it says on the envelope. So he spends two hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

  •  “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” the blond shouts into the phone.

“Is this her first child?” the doctor asks.

“No,” the blond replies, “this is her husband!”

  •  A blond is driving home, drunk as a skunk.

Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree,then another, then another. When a policeman notices this and pulls him over he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.

“I see,” the cop says. “That’s your air freshener swinging about!”

  •  A blond’s dog goes missing and he’s frantic.

“Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?” his wife says.

The blond does this but two weeks later the dog still hasn’t been found.

“What did you put in that ad?” his wife wants to know.

“Here, boy!”

  •  “Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?” a tourist asks the blond tour guide.

“Because,” the blond replies, “if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat.”


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