Lawn rat

By Kirstin Buick
10 June 2014

A married man is having an affair with a younger woman. After spending an afternoon at her home he tells her he has to go, but first he has to ask her a favour.

“Sure, anything,” the young lady replies.

“Could I please mow your lawn?”

Afterwards she thanks him for mowing her lawn.

“Believe me, it’s a pleasure,” he says.

The guy goes home to his wife, who’s very angry with him for being away for the whole afternoon.

“Where have you been all this time?” she demands.

“Honey,” her husband says, “I’m not going to lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with a lovely young woman.”

His wife looks at his grass-stained shoes and cries, “You liar! You’ve been playing golf, haven’t you!”


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