One way of putting it

By admin
15 October 2014

A young man arrives at a large clothing store’s complaints desk...

A young man arrives at a large clothing store’s complaints desk.

“How can I help you, sir?” the young assistant says.

“I want to return these underpants, please.”

“Certainly, sir. What’s wrong with them?”

“They’re . . . not suitable.”

“In what way, sir?”

“Well, let me put it like this. Do you know St Paul’s Cathedral?”

“Yes, I do.”

“And do you know the ballroom underneath?”

“Wait a minute – there’s no ballroom underneath.”

“Right. And that’s just what’s wrong with these underpants.”

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