Pasta machine

By admin
13 December 2014

A wealthy man has been having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during a rendezvous, she tells him she’s pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offers her a large sum of money to go to Italy to have the child. If she stays there he’ll provide support until the child turns 18.

She agrees but wonders how she’ll let him know about the birth. To keep it discreet, he asks her to mail him a postcard with the word “spaghetti” on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

A few months later when he arrives home his wife says, “Honey, a postcard arrived for you today.”

She hands it over and watches as her husband reads it, turns white and faints.

Concerned, she looks at the message:

“Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.”


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