Seen on a bumper sticker

By admin
20 November 2014

A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the butt.

  •  A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the butt.
  •  Don’t be irreplaceable – if you can’t be replaced you won’t be promoted.
  •  You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
  •  So, this isn’t home sweet home. Adjust!
  •  Ring bell for service. If no answer, do it yourself!
  • I came, I saw, I decided to order takeaways.
  •  Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
  •  What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it!

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