Nick and his long-time girlfriend decide to tie the knot. One evening after the honeymoon he’s cleaning his golf shoes.
His wife watches him and after a long pause says, “Honey, I’ve been thinking. Now that we’re married I think it’s time you quit playing golf and sell your clubs.”
She notices Nick getting a horrified look on his face.
“Darling what’s wrong?” she asks.
“For a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife,” he says.
“Ex-wife!” she screams. “I didn’t know you were married before!”
“I wasn’t.”
AJ PUMA, EMAIL
