You say potatoes

By admin
12 August 2014

During the Great Depression, when everything was in short supply, a lady enters a general store.

“May I help you madam?” the assistant asks.

“I’d like two kilograms of potatoes please,”she replies.

“Sorry madam, we don’t have any potatoes at the moment. Can I help you with anything else?”

“No, I just want some potatoes,” she replies but doesn’t leave the counter.

After serving another customer the assistant again asks her if there’s anything he can help her with and again she asks for potatoes.

The assistant says, “Lady, what will you have if I take the ‘O’ out of carrots?”

She frowns then replies, “Carts!”

“Right! And what will you have if I take the N out of turnips?”


“That’s right! Now what if I take the F out of


The woman thinks for a moment then says,

“There’s no F in potatoes.”

“That’s exactly what I've been trying to tell you!”

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