Uhm. So DJ Sbu is making bread now...

Metro FM drama? What Metro FM drama?

DJ Sbu is a businessman and that means he's focused on making money.

And everybody eats bread, right? (Sorry, Tim Noakes)

So in the wake of the controversy about Sbu promoting his drink at the Metro Awards, it's been announced that he is launching his own bread called Nzo bread.

Although there's no word yet on when you'll be able to buy the bread, Sbu has said it will be delicious.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...

If you thought bread taking things to the next level, Sbu has also revealed that he's going to be launching a toilet paper brand called Ntofontofo.

*Disclaimer: This article is not a lie or a prank. Sbu is seriously doing this.

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