WATCH | The absurd and totally real presents Gwyneth Paltrow is gifting Adele, Taylor Swift and more

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Celebrate the holidays GP's (Gwyneth Paltrow's) way with these hilariously absurd, and yet, totally real Christmas gifts.

In a very witty, if we dare say, ad for her goop brand, the A-lister stars in a new video titled Gwyneth's Guide to Holiday Etiquette. In it, she shares everything from her go-to holiday style – basically, anything you feel like wearing, paired with a cape – to setting the mood for the perfect holiday party – with her infamous 'This Smells Like My Vagina' goop candle.

Still looking for gift ideas? For every kind of holiday guest, she's got goop's DTF supplement, which she's planning to gift to Adele, her 'This Smells Like My Orgasm' candle for Stephen Colbert, Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson will get wolverine claws, while for Taylor Swift it's a toss-up between goop's Ultraplush Self-Heating G-Spot Vibrator and a red scarf – since Jake Gyllenhaal (allegedly) still hasn't returned the singer's scarf that reminds him of innocence, and smells like her, all these years later.

"Happy holidays," Gwyneth says as she throws her cape over her shoulders.

SEE THE HILARIOUS AD HERE:

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