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14 Feb 2006

How's this for a Valentine message!!!
Valentine, oh Valentine, I smaak you stukkend, say you'll be mine.
You're my morning, my sunshine, my moon and my stars,
You're my air freshner from OK bazaars,
You're my beaded love-letter, my breeze in the night,
You're my coffee, cremora, my Blitz firelight.
You're my crime-stop, my tracker, you're my AZT,
My pap, my Mrs ball's chutney, my nando's for free.
You're my lamb chop, my dewdrop, my partner in crime,
My chilli, my pepper, my vetkoek sublime.
The list is endless and this isn't all,
You're my lotto jackpot, my dop and my zol.
You're my 4x4 when the road is hilly,
You're my floro marg that butters my mielie.
I smaak you, my poppie, so please be my wife,
'cos Babe, you're the tomatoe sauce on the slap chips of life!
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CyberShrink
cybershrink

01 Jan 0001

Fine ! How accurate of husband to describe himself again !
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