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17 Jan 2006

Little Boys
A little boy named Bobby asked his mother one day, "Mom, how old are you?"
His mom said, "Now, now, Bobby. That's a personal question. You don't ask
those kinds of personal questions to women."

Then Bobby proceeded to ask, "How much do you weigh?" HIs mother replied,
"You're too young to understand that, and you don't ask those kind of
questions of women."

But he still had more questions, "Why did Dad leave us?" His mom answered,
"You're too young to understand that. I'll tell you when you're older."

So Bobby goes back to school and tells little Dustin, "Dustin, my mom
doesn't want to tell me how old she is or how much she weighs. She doesn't
answer any of my questions!" Little Dustin replied, "You should go into her
wallet and look at her driver's license. All your questions will be
answered."

So Bobby goes back home and looks into his mom's purse and looks at her
driver's license. Then Bobby smugly said to his mom, "Mom, you're 39 years
old." His mother replied, "Yeah, that's right I am."

"And you weigh 142 lbs." Bobby continued. "Yupp that's right," his mother
replied.

"One last thing. I know why dad left us." Bobby's mom said, "Oh really, and
why is that?" Little Bobby replied, "Because you got an F in sex."


HAVE A NICE DAY!
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