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03 Feb 2006

Rules of Life!
Sometimes we need to remember what the Rules of life REALLY are.

Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages of any kind.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was: "Go! You might meet somebody!"

If he/she says that you are too good for him/her -believe them.

Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now?" How about one month? One week? One day?

Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

And finally, be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

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cybershrink

01 Jan 0001

Nice set, Frusty. One of them I heard, was supposed to have been advice King Edward ( I think ) have to his son, later the Duke of Windsor, about what to do on official tours. He said "Never miss an opportunity to sit down, ot to relieve yourself." Rather like out Mom's always said before a trip : "Always GO before you go."
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