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30 Jan 2006

To Dude ... ey iz Dude .. yea an iz Dude 2 ... wot ... u don like me .. no! iz love uzzz
Ey Doc,

How waz uz weeken?

Ad a bit of a diff take on em scheduled routines … instead of doin everythin, did very little, ad a bit of sunshine b4 the massive rain … so ard that ma lill doggies ran into er kennel an id … an en at pool turned nasty, was all ova, supersize ma water in ma pool …

Wot did u do?

Ben getting a few phone calls of late from oo knows oo but ey silly enough 2 leave er number an not say anything, ma womin gets pretty ot unner an wants 2 unt the c unt out an burn er at the stake … she’s such a cutie!


See er is a lot of opinions round of late … y botha avin a subject line addressin an individual in this place likesay … To Dude … wud prefer 2 b left out of it an ma advice is king size dong! Guess people don wanna ere the stuff sometimes… likesay write in an ask y uz got lung cancer an uz only smoke a box a day … ummm yea that’s a ard one … but ey make me smile wen ey ask bout relationships an iz give a guys perspective … ooo u canna tell the truth ere people jus wanna ere wot ey wanna an that’s truly f u c k e d u p Doc …

Imagine if uzz told me wot I wanted 2 ere all the time instead of wots 4 ma own good likesay … weed still b smoking up the motion of thought way b4 any ard arsed action …

Ave a great day doc ead … iz jus bought maself a little present … plastic punani 2 keep em night mares away wen ma womin is gone an a night gets 2 long … iz pull out ma plastic punani … a second ome 4 ma dong ;)

Cheers
Dude
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CyberShrink
cybershrink

01 Jan 0001

Ey Dude,
Took it moderately easy this weekend, too. Between the storms. The rain seems to have frightened off the owl that was hooting all night in the back gaden the week before.
And as you've noticed, many people want anything except the truth. Churchill once said that many people stumble across the truth ; but most of them just pick themselves up and carry on as though nothing had happened.
Amazing what you can get in plastic these days. Would suit those who prefer plastic relationships, I suppose
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