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17 Jan 2006

What about your cat CS?
CS, to get back to my earlier posting. I know you won't do it, but yes, I think it's a great idea to let the cat out the bag. Just give these imposters a bit of shock treatment every now and again. Something like:-

Buzz, I've noticed that you've used four different nics today, Dwarf, Bubble, Coqui and Dart.

Alas, I know you're far too busy and too smart to occupy your limited time with trivial nonsense like this.

You do need to let your own cat out the bag though, soon, please?
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01 Jan 0001

I thank you, and my cat thanks you. She prefers to get into and out of her own bags entirely at her own decision. This-morning didn't see her around, and on searching discovered she had by some miraculous series of jumps and leaps achieved the in-house equivalent of getting stuck up a tree, and had got onto a very high ledge in one room, intended only for storage, and couldn't get down. And none to cooperative about beign helped down, either. Hmm, sounds familiar !
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