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02 Oct 2006


well now i know why we named her oy, she is so badly behaved i swear she gets her manners from her father but atleast HE has an excuse being deaf and brain damaged!!

She has recently decided my toes must be those things called "mice" that all her aunties have told her about. I sleep and she bites my toes. i watch tv she bites my toes.. i walk she bites my toes!!!

i study she eats my books. i wear my slippers she pounces on them. i cuddle her she tries to eat my nose. i take a bath she tries to climb in then gets disgusted with me for getting herself wet. i open the fridge she tries to jump in and ends up not jumping high enough and slams into the freezer on the bottom of the fridge. i drink water with ice she fishes the ice cubes out and chases them all over the house then gets disgusted with me cos once again she is wet!

her new absolute favorite game is biting her daddys tail ( poor bobby) then runs between his legs and hides under his tummy where he cant find her cos hes so disgustingly fat, but occasionally he does manage to grab her and then she cries like hes an axe murderer and shes the innocent victim and i have to go rescue her!!

Im SOOOOOOOO glad i kept her!!
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