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04 Feb 2013

Pub
I was in a pub the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, " Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" 

One of them screeched, " It''s WALES, you bloody idiot!" 

So I apologized and replied, " I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" 

And...that''s the last thing I remember....
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