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07 Jan 2005

A Friday ''UPPER''<br>
Thought i would share a joke to lift some spirits today.

An Accountant gets home very late one night. Fuming, his wife asks, ''Where the hell have you been?''
I was out getting a tattoo.
A tattoo? she frowns, ''Really what kind of tattoo did you get then?''
''I got a hundred-rand note tattooed on my penis!'' he says poudly.

what the hell were you thinking?'' his wife asks, shaking her head in disdain.
''Why on earth would some boring accountant get a hundred-rand note tattooed on his penis, of all places?''

Well, i like to watch my money grow, he explains.
Secondly, i like to play with my money. Thirdly, i like how money feels in my hand. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks any time you like!''
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