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15 Dec 2005

Die moral van die storie is...
There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard.
Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go get
the farmer, save me, save me!!!" The chicken goes looking for the farmer
but can't find him. So he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to
the mud pit, lassos the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The
horse says, "Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life..."
Then a couple days later they're playing again and this time the chicken
falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, "Help me Help me!!! Go get
the farmer!!!" So the horse says, "No No No, I think I can get you." The
horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my
dick ." The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse
saves the chickens' life.

So whats the moral of the story???
If you have a dick the size of a horse then you don't need a BMW to pick
up chicks...
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01 Jan 0001

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