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27 Mar 2007

HOW?
Even gays have experts now it seems so my question is how on earth does someone qualify as a gay expert? How do I become a 'house-wife expert'?
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gay, lesbian and bisexual expert

01 Jan 0001

Hi Just Wondering and welcome to the forum.

Becoming the forum expert was exceptionally tough - we conducted a competition and the winner was the first fag to bonk 500 straight men in two days. I can't disclose the details of the 'house-wife' competition but it does involve rubber gloves, a greasy oven and a category involving creative flair with a can of 'Mr Min'.
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