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14 Jan 2005

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Little Johnny tells his father that he would like to have a new

Dad tells Johnny, "There's no way he can afford a new bike right now.
The mortgage on the house is $80,000, your mother just lost her job and
wrecked the car."

The next day, the father notices little Johnny heading out the door
with a suitcase. He stops little Johnny and asks, "Where do you think you
are going?"

Johnny says, "Well last night I was walking past your bedroom and I
heard you tell mommy that you were pulling out and then she told you to
wait because she was coming too... and I'll be damned if I'm sticking
around here all by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no -|- in'

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01 Jan 0001

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