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29 Jul 2010

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

Fran Lebowitz
US writer and humorist (1950 - )
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01 Jan 0001

And some owners would probably be improved by following that advice.
Anyone notice the lovely news story about the missing tiger, owned by one "Goosey", whose advice, if one meets the tiger, was "point a stick at him and say NO, or offer him a chicken".
Well, that method always worked with my mother-in-law.
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