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17 Feb 2003

sa cricket gives me gass
any idea how not to watch cricket anymore?
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01 Jan 0001

Dear confused bugger,
Firstly, I'm delighted to hear that tis is now the worst problem you have ! That's probably an improvement !
I'm finding this whole tournament disappointing and irritating, especially the huge political agendas within the organizing structures, all pretending that they don't have any.
So, what can you do about it ? Pull the plug on DSTV until it all goes away ? Take up a vigorous program at the gym, booking times that cover all the cricket broadcast times when you're not at work ? Devote yourself, instead, to studying the entire contents of the Series Channel ? Suggest that they bring forward the timing of the next Big Brother contest, and make sure you get selected as a contestant ? Any other suggestions, anyone ?
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