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29 Nov 2005

SMILE :-)
Jakes, you made me smile with your stomping and pouting again, so here are some smiles for you and everyone else:

What do hippies do?
Hold your leggies on

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A ball of wool

What's the smelliest thing in the world?
An anchovy's bum!

How do sheep keep warm in winter?
Double grazing

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear

What's 12" long and jumps all over Australia?
A kanga ruler

What's green and lives ain a cage?
A canary that's not ripe yet.


HAVE A LOVELY DAY!
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01 Jan 0001

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