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15 Dec 2005

Who's turn is it?
Okay, who's turn is it to switch off all the lights, switch on all the Xmas lights and feed the dolphins? Whoever it is had better shake a leg. CS needs to go on leave now.

CS, have a marvelous festive season and all the best to you and your family, including the leg shredder. I wish you peace and harmony and all the good things that you always wish others.
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01 Jan 0001

Ah, yes, the dolphins were wondering when someone would remember them. The leg-shredder was hoping they'd be Christmas dinner ! A late thought --- if they put the same nincompoops who seem to be in charge of our national petrol supplies, in charge of the weather, and paid them 700 million to guarantee sunshine, we too might have a white and snowy Christmas !
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