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16 Apr 2003

Hong Kong Dong
Doe anybody know what is the Hong Kong Dong?
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01 Jan 0001

Hong Kong Dong is an old joke, and it comes around every now and again and in different forms. So assume it could be any STI. Heres' one version of a Hong Kong Dong Joke.

A guy's in the Orient, and has sex with a Geisha Girl. A week after he gets home, he finds a huge wart growing on his dick, so he goes to the doctor. After an exam, the doctor says, "You've got a bad case of the Hong Kong Dong and the only cure is amputation."
He decides he has to get a second opinion, but the next doctor tells him the same thing. He refuses to believe the American doctors, so he finds a Chinese doctor.

After he explains to the Chinese doctor, the Chinese doctor says, "Ah, Amelican doctor see the Hong Kong Dong, always want to chop chop. No need chop chop."

"That's good!" exclaims the guy. "I KNEW I should get a second opinion!"

"Yeah, no need chop chop. You wait three weeks, dick fall off all by itself!"

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