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23 Dec 2004
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Coffee (n.)
A person who is coughed upon.
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.... doesn't that defeat the purpose?
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A person who is coughed upon.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
If you go to a bookstore and ask a salesperson where the self-help section is,
.... doesn't that defeat the purpose?
Q: What do you call a French man with only one shoe?
A: Phillip-flop.
If they arrest the Energizer bunny.....
would they charge it with battery?
Q: How did the sand get wet?
A: The sea weed!
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter, he won't come!
:-)
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