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23 Dec 2004
>>>A Must Read :Joke
The boss of a big company who needed to call one of his employees about
an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's
home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper,
"Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
"Is your mommy there?" "Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, The boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came whispered the boy.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like
helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked "What is
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team
just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss
asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle,
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