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21 Dec 2004

A Must Read :The Little Boy
Hi :
Here is a joke 2 end the day off with a laugh.
I hope you like it

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want 2 get off , get the hell
off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are
getting on, get your ass in the train, Cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use
nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her
son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to
take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us
today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask
you to store all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is
no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the
FAT BITCH in the kitchen." Thank you for travelling with us.

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01 Jan 0001

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