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18 Nov 2004

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hi there... i woke up dis mornin on da floa. i was quite sick and throwin up all ova my ouse. its tough out there, why da ride the punanni did dis all appun... ? yous right about da cryin though, it does start da ealin process. only fin is i can't cry at all … a well dat as dried up fa now...,

i ave lost all my ability to get to grips wiv my bitchz departure. i am focused on wurk and mula right now, not sure ow far it is from da os and erbal remedy.
at da moment there seems to be some light at da end of da tunnel, i am not sure where or why but i am startin to come to grips wiv da fact dat i can't walk properly and am not noticin so much whun people check. its weird ow people can't figure out why dis athletic geeza is limpin all ova da place and i reckon it's played a massiv well role in my self confidence… its a mountain to climb but at least i can check da well mountain of plop and i guess dats wot counts…

da top geezers at my project seem a little concerned at da moment... say its more dig threatened as i am bein more assertive in demolishin any business or future continuety dey may ave wiv da geezers i am tryin to provide a well mend fa…

well crazy life maximum of dong eads, well mad and also a bit sexually deprived... not sure if my frustration ova my bitchz leavin is comin out into different areas dig wurk and a desperate need to ride the punanni all night long

fanks fa your advice docta. ope yous dig your adsl connection back westside. sounds dig yous becomin a binary dong ead from all da it stuff goin on at da moment. quillions of geezers out there try do da it fin and neva for real pull it off

dig yous
Dude...
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CyberShrink
cybershrink

01 Jan 0001

Hi Dude,
I get the drift of the Ali D. You've always had style, and borrowing and varying a style like Ali's would be called Pastiche, and that's supposed to be intellectually excellent, compared to imitation, which isn't. Let's none of us get menstrual ( a milder version of "going postal" I suppose ). And be cautious with the erbals, as we wouldn;t want to seriously reduce the chance of miniDudes in due course !
Yours,
binary dong ead.
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