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CHAT- accident jokes CS
HI CS, enjoyed the one about your MVA. I've been in 2, the first the paramedic had a hernia and lots of swear words when he saw my back - at least my BIL was also one and there and he said "it's okay, she has scoliosis"
In the second the radiograpger was trying to x ray me and kept pulling and pushing me and taking shots and taking shots - then she goes the to doc and says "I can't get her spine straight" - even in my concussed state (though I am so dizzy who would know) I said "doll, if you can do that you're in the wrong profession"
In the second the radiograpger was trying to x ray me and kept pulling and pushing me and taking shots and taking shots - then she goes the to doc and says "I can't get her spine straight" - even in my concussed state (though I am so dizzy who would know) I said "doll, if you can do that you're in the wrong profession"
Nice one, Powerpuff ! Isn't it remarkable how at some level we manage to keep a sense of humour and a keen appreciation of the ridiculous, even in such emergency situations !
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