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06 Dec 2004

CHAT: for the alkies among us
Since you cannot stop drinking, why not start a bar in your own home.
Give your wife R840.00 (12 x R70.00) to buy a case of whiskey. There are 360 tots in a case. Buy all your drinks from your wife at R6.00 a tot. When all the whiskey has gone, your wife will have R1320.00 to put in the bank and R840.00 to start business all over again. If you live 10 years your widow will have +/- 396000.00 plus interest on deposit = enough to give you a nice funeral, bring up your children, marry a decent man and forget she ever knew you!!!

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01 Jan 0001

Sounds like a good scheme --- are you planning to try it out ?
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