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25 Jul 2005

Joke...hehehehehe

>> > George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where
>> > the devil
>> > is waiting for him.
>> >
>> > "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my
>> > list but I
>> > have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so
>> > I'll tell
>> > you what I'm going to do.
>> >
>> > I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll
>> > let one
>> > of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU
>> > decide
>> > who leaves."
>> >
>> > George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
>> >
>> > The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a
>> > large
>> > pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over
>> > and
>> > over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
>> >
>> > "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
>> > I don't
>> > think I could do that all day long."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
>> > sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
>> > hammer,
>> > time after time after time.
>> >
>> > "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
>> > constant
>> > agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented
>> > George.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton
>> > lying
>> > naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his
>> > legs
>> > staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
>> > doing
>> > what she does best.
>> >
>> > George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
>> > said,
>> > "Yeah, I can handle this."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

Hehehehehe ;-)
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CyberShrink
cybershrink

01 Jan 0001

hehehe, indeed ! Now we know what happened to poor old Monica
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