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23 Nov 2004

MY " AWSOME " HUSBAND
This is my husband :
1.Goes to church on a Saturday ( religious beliefs ) and any person who dares to differ, will get it head on.
2.Likes to dress to the T and leaves home on a Sunday without telling me where he is going.
3.Always has the most amazing awsome schemes how to make big bucks, but i never ever see the money rolling in.
4.Has gone to church with me on a Sunday at rare occations, but will stand up in church ( there are more than 500 people at the service ) and will tell the Pastor he is talking a load of crap. The embarrisment i cannot express in words.
5.He is never ever wrong and dont you dare to differ.
6.He will tell me several times a week how woman just melt in front of him, but assures me he will never give in.
7.When we do go to functions on very rare occations, he will make sure eveybody will take note he has arrived, either by raising his voice when he talks, or by greeting all woman, irespective if he knows them or not.
8. Has phoned into RSG radio during a session on woman finding older men attractive and told Niki vd Berg that very few woman can resist him and although he is 60, he looks 30.
9.He will always wear a suite where the handkerchief is displayd from the pocket.
10. He takes hours to shine his shoes, because he believes that shoes is an integral part of your so called " make-up "
11.When we are at a function, his attention is at all the woman at our table and seldom will speak to me.
12.Has never contributed to our household. Even an account with a Furniture group have been neglected and i am now paying for it.
13. He is very attractive for his age , but looking 30?? I dont know.

If there are woman out there that think he is the " God's gift to woman ", wont you PLEASE PLEASE contact me so that i can introduce him to you. I can assure you he will give you the most awsome sex you have ever experienced. I got it for about 3 years of the 8, so you might be lucky and have it for ever.
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CyberShrink
cybershrink

01 Jan 0001

What can I say, bw ? Sounds like a vain, insecure, hypocritical show-off. Nobody else will ever get any more love or anything else ) from him than you have --- he's primarily in love with himself. He will never show much interest in the woman actually with him, but will always be looking over her shoulder, hoping that someone else will be watching him and admiring him, as much as he adores himself. Shame, how pathetic. Maybe he's getting a bit deaf with his age, so he doesn't hear the people that laugh at him ?
I agree with the others --- why on earth are you still with this preening prig ? He's far too young to be married.
And his paranoid and threatening response when you had the good sense to leave him shows his insecurity ( if so many women actually adored him, he's be with them right now, not haunting you ). But don't tolerate the harassment --- call the police and go to court to get a restraining order, and if he breaks it by threatening or approaching you in any way, he can go to jail and try to keep his shoes polished while in there. Zee is right, this sort of guy can be so unbalanced as to become dangerous. And call POWA for urther personal advice and support on this.

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