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24 Nov 2004

MY " AWSOME " WIFE
I read the posting on : MY " AWSOME HUSBAND " by baffled wife, so in the same context and manner i would like to tell the forum about my wife, just to say that the oppesite is also true.
1. My wife is very beautifull and has a professional career.
2. She stands up at least 3 hours before the time to get dressed and an hour of that time is spent on her make-up which she does so beautifull.
3.At work the men freak over her and her charming ways are so irrisistable to them.
4.She is the most friendly person you will ever meet in the work place.
5.She has so much patience towards her juniors.
6.It does not matter how tired she is, she will help everybody with what ever their needs are.
7.When you look at her at work, she has so much sexappeal that you cannot help to become so horny for her .
BUT BUT BUT BUT
At home this is the person i'm talking about:
1.She has 2 maids, one to clean the house, the other to make the food.
2.she gets home, puts on her so called sloppy house clothing and looks like a washed out tree.
3.She drops down on the couch because she is so tired, and no one dares to even talk to her.
4. Sex is just not on, because after a full days work, she is to tired.
5. Patience is non-existent, because she has to eat up so much crap at work, she cannot still do it at home as well.
6.She never wears make-up on weekends because she wears so much in the week to work, she has to give her skin a rest.
7. She hardly ever smiles because according to her, she has to put up a smile at work the whole day, because people expect her to smile and be happy the entire day.
8.If you dare to differ from her, she goes totally bannanas, because at work she has to agree to everything, because her exceptance of instructions are directly linked to her promotion possibilities.
Thats nothing. At functions i have to hear what a wonderfull, beautifull, awsome wife i have and some even will tell me that i'm privalaged to have someone like that on my side as a wife.At that so called functions the men just want to talk to her the whole evening.

Any man out there who would like to have her ??? YOU"RE WELCOME. I think i have to introduce her to baffled wife's husand.
Both seem to be birds of the same feather.
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CyberShrink
cybershrink

01 Jan 0001

Both birds of a feaher belong to a fairly large species or flock, in my experience
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