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21 Dec 2004

My last joke 4 today c u all tomorrow !!!
THIS IS FOR ALL YOU GUY'S THAT ARE ALWAYS TOO READY TO ACT BEFORE YOU THINK

A very sexy young woman went up to the bar counter in a quiet rural pub.

She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?"
she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck on them gently.

"WWWWhat should I tttttell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in
the ladies room."

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01 Jan 0001

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