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21 Dec 2004

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How to choose insurance companies:
1) If you sleep with your wife, that is Legal and General.
2) If you sleep with someone else's wife, that is Mutual and Federal.
3) If you sleep with your mother-in-law, that is Old Mutual.
4) If you sleep with your girlfriend, that is Mutual Trust.
5) If you sleep with a prostitute, that is Commercial Union.
6) If you sleep with a black man, that is African Life.
7) If you sleep with all types, that is Group Life.
8) If you sleep with a vibrator, that is Auto & General.
9) If you sleep with someone in a public place, that is Liberty Life.
10) If you sleep with more than one partner at the same time, that is Prestasi.
11) If a white person sleeps with a black person, that is Saambou.
12) If a man sleeps with another man, that is Discovery.

SO, who are you insured with???
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01 Jan 0001

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