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24 Nov 2005

The perfect husband
Subject: The perfect husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the Mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only R1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2005 models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "R390,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN:"Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking R950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of R900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's
really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and ask: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Answer 256 views

01 Jan 0001

Lovely !
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