Dude, I think you're a very deep, and very (horny!) caring guy. The way you speak, it's saturated with emotion and wisdom. Intelligence radiate from you and people WANT to listen. You think deeper, investigates closer than most other. You try to solve the worlds misteries, and succeed. That, my friend, is what hooks you to grass. So you can just once again see life for what it really is. And that life is intriguing.