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TO SHAWN CS/SHAWN/DD AND CP MOM
Ok seen as Shawn and DD are feeling sad, i'll tell a joke. I hope it brightens up your day:
Two drag queens visit Gold Reef City to see the big wheel. One wants to go, but the other chooses to stay on the ground and just watch. Shortly after the ride starts, there's a huge creak, then the whole big wheel collapses. Scrabling through the twisted wreckage, the panicked spectator eventually finds his boyfriend in the carnage.
''Are you hurt?'' he shouts. ''Hurt? Ofcourse im -|- ing hurt! I went round twice and you only waved once!''
I tried...
PARIS
XXX
Two drag queens visit Gold Reef City to see the big wheel. One wants to go, but the other chooses to stay on the ground and just watch. Shortly after the ride starts, there's a huge creak, then the whole big wheel collapses. Scrabling through the twisted wreckage, the panicked spectator eventually finds his boyfriend in the carnage.
''Are you hurt?'' he shouts. ''Hurt? Ofcourse im -|- ing hurt! I went round twice and you only waved once!''
I tried...
PARIS
XXX
heh, heh.
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