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20 Mar 2007

Good morning all you beautiful gay people, I know this isn't a political forum and maybe you'll delete this post but gay people are everywhere, as they should be, including Zimbabwe. And all of us should be concerned about human rights.

Congratulations on winning the fight for your rights last year for same-sex marriage. Is there no way you could please muster your forces on the Northern border, OK have a party but then invade Zimbabwe and drive that absolute monster Robert Mogabe out? And while you're there please give his wife Grace a solid slap for me - her uptight smugness drives me to the sherry bottle.
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Gay, lesbian and bisexual expert
gay, lesbian and bisexual expert

01 Jan 0001

Hi Gran - what took you so long to post here? A very warm welcome to our forum and I hope we'll hear from you regularly. Thanks for factoring in the party before the invasion and I think many of us would appreciate being able to deal with Grace - and she looks crap in Prada.

Sorry Gran, I've just watched 'The Devil wears Prada' - have you seen it yet? Your thoughts on the movie?
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