My toddler 'assaulted' Kim and Kanye West

“Jesus god if you hear me please don’t let my kids bite or injure one of theirs.
“Jesus god if you hear me please don’t let my kids bite or injure one of theirs.

"Is that him calling security?"

"This makes all our meltdowns seem like nothing!"

"How mortifying! My toddler would pull the same sh!t though. For sure." 

"Girl, only your kid could get away with assaulting a celebrity"

Those were a few of the comments after blogger mom Ashley shared how her son had an epic tantrum - smack in the middle of Kanye and Kim West's family.

On her page, Serious Mom Shit, the mother of 4 and professional nurse shares the funny way she handled the awkward moment.

"Fun day today. First mistake, yet again," she begins her post.

"We decide on our local museum. Was a great day. We are having fun and shit. Even Satan himself is enjoying his little life," she says.

The bad

She goes on to describe how things took a turn for the bad.

"Then Satan had other plans. He started getting tired so he started fussing. We walked out of the little area we were in to take a break and he ran off. When I caught up to him, he threw a fit and a whole tantrum right on top of two strangers," she recalls.

Just as she was handling "Satan", as she affectionately calls her son, things got worse when she realised these were not some regular parents.

"Literally laying on this dudes shoes and pulling on this woman’s shirt. I pick his little ass up while cussing under my breath, looking like a hot ass mess and look up to apologize.... then I realize I’m apologize to Kim and Kanye West," she wrote in a now viral Facebook post.

"And then shit got real awkward. My toddler assaulted some motha f**king celebrities.

Playing it cool

While she was still astonished by this realisation, Ashley kept it together.

"I had to play it off super cool too. Like pssshhh. Sorry y’all like this kid is cray...I don’t even know him, just saw him running from his mom, thought I’d help." 

"Body guards squaring up to my toddler and I’m shooketh. They both just staring at me like please peel this peasant off of us so we can continue on our merry way,"  she said.

"My kids played with their kids and the whole time I’m like "Jesus god if you hear me please don’t let my kids bite or injure one of theirs. PLEASE don’t let them step on their motha f**king shoes. Like God, you owe me a solid."

"He’s going to be the death of me. Jesus be with me".

See her Facebook post below

This mom is definitely on the right path, because only prayer will save her from her kids.

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